New Year’s Resolutions

So, it’s the new year, which means I have to do resolutions. Actually, I don’t “have” to; in fact, I’ve skipped probably the last ten years or so. For whatever reason though, I feel like doing some this year. So here they are, for the hell of it.

  1. Write at least one post per week for Houblog or blogHOUSTON. (Government is more important than animé.)
  2. Remember to take my medicine like I ought to. (I’ve got a bad memory.)
  3. What was number 3 supposed to be again? (What a tired joke.)
  4. Eat a little healthier this year. (No way I’m going to turn into a vegetarian, but nobody says I have to eat all the bad stuff.).
  5. Watch more animé. (Because you can’t save the world without 16-year-old Japanese girls in sailor outfits. Wait, this could interfere with #1.)
  6. Do more work around the house. (Some things just need doing, and no one else is going to do them for me.)
  7. Resume the City Council Agenda reviews. (Preferably in addition to #1, rather than as #1.)
  8. Get a promotion, or leave the city for greener pastures. (Moo.)

Hey, I needed at least one gimmie, and one joke in there. “Get a promotion.” Hahaha. I kill me.

2 Responses to “New Year’s Resolutions”

  1. Royko Says:

    #8,

    There is an opening at the GHVCB.

  2. Ubu Roi Says:

    “Qualifications: Has spent nearly 20 years cleaning up messes caused by inadequate funding and poor supervision of city departments by elected officials.”

    You think I could get the job with that on my resumé? :-)

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