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More Must-See TV

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

The Municipal Channel (a.k.a. Administration Propaganda Station) has an exciting slate of programs for us all this month. Whoo-weeee, I might have to pass up on the Super Bowl to watch these. Might even have to pass up on the Super Bowl commercials.

Mayor’s State of the City Address — 2007 promises to be another exciting year in Houston. Find out what’s in store for our great city in the New Year as the Municipal Channel brings you the Mayor’s annual address from the Hilton-Americas Hotel.

Summary Translation: “Dear Citizen, in 2007 we will have more bike trails, more pork and debt forgiveness for developers, more acronyms, more red-light cameras, fewer police and a new city park for the existence-challenged!”

City News Update — Catch the news and latest Houston happenings on this edition with Host Carol Herrera. Among this month’s stories are the affects of the new Texas Legislative session on Houston, Project Houston Hope, and the highly anticipated Houston Rodeo. Airing Fridays.

Stories you won’t see: The final fate of the Bonusgate Four, an examination of how the city managed to end up with two subordinated liens on hotels and no money, a close examination of the automated meter reading program, a frank discussion of the merits of putting rail down Richmond, and any examination of the Mayor’s plan to shovel money to an old buddy for a wind generation facility in south Texas. Oh and by the way, in this context, it’s Effects, Effects, dammit!

CIP Meetings - Tune in as citizens get involved and offer their suggestions for improvements in their community. Watch the “Capital Improvement Plan” meetings, beginning in January.

The best cure for insomina ever invented! Until you realize most of the citizens are the not exactly representative of your neighborhood. (Developers and superneighborhood board members rarely are.) And you realize it’s your tax money they’re laconically blowing to the tune of tens of millions. Blasé about big bucks? Anyway, after realizing that, good luck ever sleeping again.

Money Matters — Dealing with downtown parking and parking meters can be a real headache…but help is on the way! Join City Controller Annise Parker and guest Liliana Rambo as they discuss the new parking meter technology that’s invading our city. Mondays, in January.

Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh please, make it stop! *gasp!* Parking meter technology “invading” the city! Oh yes , that’s how we feel about a lot of the things the Mayor is bringing to town. Parking meters, red-light cameras, Phoenix police chiefs, more fees…. It’s an invasion all right, sort of like the Huns coming over the walls, no? Yes?

Volunteer Journal — Be a part of the largest volunteer tree planting party in the history of Houston - Arbor Day 2007! Get the scoop from Host Walter Black as he discusses “The Big Dig Project” with his guests from the Parks and Recreation Department and Trees for Houston.

I can’t believe they actually had the nerve to use that moniker, considering how good of a year 2006 was for the other big dig! Meanwhile, the current is leaking and the clock is ticking on the rebar in I-45…

Houston Airports Today — Witness the dare-devil aviation acrobats, party with the stars, sing along with famous musicians, and find out what’s hot when it comes to air travel. Go behind the scenes of the Houston Airport System as we revisit the best of “Houston Airports Today” in a special re-mix 2006 episode. There’s a seat saved for you.

What they’re not telling you:
1. That seat is in a Yellow Cab, not the taxi of your choice.
2. The show is a “re-mix” because all the good audio-visual people got hired by Metro to work on their new blog.

The Municipal Channel keeps you in the loop 24 hours, 7 days a week. Log on to our website at www.houstonmunicipalchannel.org to check the show times of these and other new and exciting programs. We care about Houston communities!

Somebody look at the CAFR and tell us what Mr. Goebbel’s budget is, willya?

Computerized Election Fraud

Saturday, December 2nd, 2006

“I for one, welcome our new programmer overlords.”

Via Instapundit and Slashdot, this news from the National Institute of Science and Technology:

“Paperless electronic voting machines ‘cannot be made secure’ [pdf] according to the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST). In the most sweeping condemnation of voting machines issued by any federal agency, NIST echoes what critics have been saying all along, that due to the lack of verifiability, ‘a single programmer could rig a major election.’ Rather than adding printers, though, NIST endorses the hand-marked optical-scan system as the most reliable.”

Did You Vote?

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

Already done with my civic duty. I can definately say that my choices were very simple. Since I wrote off the Republicans and despise the Democrats, my choice for every race was simple: I voted a straight Libertarian ticket. They’re not the Jacksonian party, but they’ll do until we get one. Or maybe we should just go take over the Libertarians?

Exit Polling… or Exit Pulling?

Saturday, November 4th, 2006

You decide.

U.S. exit polls have been wrong before. In fact, according to the Edison-Mitofsky report, they have shown a consistent discrepancy favoring the Democrats in every presidential election since 1988. And while the 2004 discrepancy was the highest ever, they were almost as far off in 1992. More specifically, the “within precinct error” (WPE) reported by Edison-Mitofsky showed differences favoring the Democrat of 2.2 points on the margin in 1988, 5.0 in 1992, 2.2 in 1996, 1.8 in 2000 and 6.5 in 2004.

Bear in mind that the average loss in a mid-term is 6 in the Senate, and 25 in the House. If you take the average error in those presidential elections, you get 3.54%, an amount that anyone will tell you is “within the margin of error.” And so it is — for a single election. But the error is consistantly one-sided, and in 16 years, no polling organization seems to have figured out how to correct for it. You think that would be a high priority, wouldn’t you?

How odd that that it hasn’t been…

City Controller’s Audit Plan, FY 2007

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

Controller Anise Parker has posted the Fiscal Year 2007 audit plans on the city’s website. Notably missing from the list is any operations of the Housing and Community Development Department, which have proved to be so embarassing in the past, despite the evidence that little has changed. (Item #40)

Just as an aside, you know things are bad when the Federal Government thinks you’re wasting their money and starts cutting back on the money flow.

The City of Houston Housing and Community Development Department has decided to delay issuance of the Request for Proposals (RFP) for Neighborhood Facilities Renovation. The reason for this delay is that the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development has reduced the City’s Community Development Block Grant allocation by $3,630,000 for Fiscal Year 2006 (July 1, 2006 - June 30, 2007). The Department does plan to issue the RFP in December 2006 for funding in Fiscal Year 2007 (July 1, 2007 - June 30, 2008).

One would think that maybe the $750,000 in city funds that went to propping up Metro’s ridership figures buying bus passes for city employees would be audited, or LARA would be checked over, or maybe even someone would follow up to see if HOH has reimbursed HUD — but then again, the city would rather spend $200k and try to get out of it entirely (see item #48), so why bother?

What Ms. Parker auditing in FY 2007? A whole lot of “safe” things:

  • Some Aviation Dept construction contracts
  • HFD’s fleet maintenance
  • City - wide Purchase Card activity (Well, that was fun over at TSU, so who knows what we’ll find here?
  • PW&E’s Landscaping and Beautification projects
  • Vehicle Maintenance: Did you change the oil?

Exciting stuff, eh? Certainly nothing that’s going to cause problems for the mayor or the folks lined up at the trough labeled “Houston Development.” Well, there are three items on the list which might prove interesting:

  • Taser Acquisition, Distribution, & Use. I’m not holding my breath on that one; as most of the criticisms of the idea have to do with law enforcement issues, not cost effectiveness.
  • Long-Term Contract Relationships: An examination of whether the city is really saving money by skimping on hiring employees and contracting out jobs instead. Of course I would be interested in that. :)
  • Parking, Car Rentals, and Hotel Concession: Checking up behind the entertainment industry in this city to make sure they’ve remitted the taxes like they should have. Hmmmmm… see item #19.

There’s more; you may want to check it out, but my read of this is that in an election year (most of these will complete in the first half of 2007), Controller Parker isn’t going to risk causing any problems for Mayor White’s last re-election bid.

(cross-posted at blogHOUSTON.)

Pencils and Paychecks

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

That was, I think, the title of a fictional role-playing game being played by several medieval fantasy heroes sitting around a table, killing time between orc-killing expeditions, according to a comic in the original Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Dungeon Master’s Guide. They role-played clerks and managers in a fictional techonological society, which of course was a total inversion from what the player was doing.

As if I’m in a game of Pencils and Paychecks, I’ve often thought I should re-roll this character. I seem to be stuck in a rut, at say, third level.

Just how much of a rut got driven home to me recently, as I was cleaning out some old files at work. I ran across a lot of things I’d sooner forget: a recommendation for counseling due to “hostility towards management,” a reprimand for disrupting a (poorly organized) training session — don’t get me started on the policy that was the subject of the training itself, and the fact that the trainers had a key issue wrong…. I certainly have an up-and-down history: commendations and reprimands, high marks and low, evidence of keen insights and some things that just make me groan to look at today.

I don’t think they invented the saying about square pegs and round holes to describe me and bureaucracy, but I’m fairly sure it was polished up and saved for application to my case.

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Bargain Basement Law Enforcement

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006

The last few weeks have seen Mayor White’s latest brainstorm almost slip by unnoticed behind the controversy over supporting illegal immigration and using red-light cameras. Well, I was just going back through some old posts over at BlogHouston when I ran across this tidbit, quoted by Kevin from Jay Aiyer’s campaign blog last year:

Why have we not trained more new officers? Cost — it currently costs the city of Houston $2.8 million for a cadet class of 70. That number doubles when the overall cost of operations of the Police Academy is factored in. Fiscal reality makes any dramatic increase in training difficult under our current system.

Hm…. $1.5 mil for “35 to 40″ traffic-light repairmen and guys out there with batons waving traffic around? Or $5.6 mil for 70 real police we can send on any type of call? I know which one I think is the better buy — especially since, if we aren’t using the Police Academy to train police, we’re still paying for that half of the expense and under-utilizing it to boot.

And while we’re at it, how is a traffic-light repairman a law-enforcer? And why do we suddenly need a bunch more of them? Maybe the Mayor’s little traffic-light synchronization project is a little harder to keep running than he thought?

Evacuation Bottlenecks

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

KHOU points out that the construction on I-45 will make for serious bottlenecks during another evacuation, even if contraflow lanes are used.

Traffic bottlenecks at FM 1488, where construction begins. It is there where drivers fear traffic will come to a standstill should a hurricane evacuation be called.

“It’s probably going to happen like last time. It’s going to be backed up, ah, for days,� said Lt. Dennis DePaul with the Conroe Fire Department. That’s not good news for people heading north through 45, running from a storm.

“We don’t have wide shoulders to accommodate wide vehicles and so on. That does have an impact, so that means we have to heighten our awareness,� said Texas Department of Transportation’s Janelle Gbur.

I disagree with the importance they attach to this fact. It’s true that there’s no shoulders and lots of construction, but remember one thing: I-45 is always under construction. The real problem is that when it was constructed, it was largely created from the existing Hwy. 75. Unlike Hwy 90 and various coastal roads which parallel I-10, there simply is no other way to get from the northernost end of Houston (the end of the Hardy Toll Road) to Conroe itself. What little section of Hwy. 75 left in existance picks up at the southern end of town, runs through downtown Conroe and rejoins I-45 to the north.

Look at this map of Interstate 45 S & Fm 1488 Rd.

Judged strictly from the standpoint of evacuation, we would need to extend the toll road to Huntsville to do much good. The road net at that point would allow the traffic to spread out and take alternate routes. However, that would be incredibly expensive, and not justified based on everyday travel. Still, even 2-lane roads can carry a fair amount of traffic if utilized properly. The major problem, as I’ve said before, is that in the interests of an “orderly” evacuation, the bureaucrats running the show insist on channeling everyone from Galveston to Beaumont into five major corridors: Hwy 87, Hwy. 59, I-45, Hwy 290, I-10 West from Houston, I-10 East from Beaumont (assuming a strike between Victoria and Beaumont). This fails to take advantage of the many side roads available to bleed off excess traffic.

Parking Authority Gets Some Authority

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

The job’s never over until the paperwork’s done, and here’s the paperwork. No time to analyze it, but it’s the the text of the ordinance passed this week by the Council to transfer the everything to do with the parking over to the new “commission” and placing that commission under the Convention and Entertainment Facilities Department.

Background to that: CEFD is an “Enterprise Fund.” Translation: “revenue generating” as opposed to normal governmental budget funds, which are not. The largest enterprise funds are the utilties and airport; the convention center has been a distant third. (There is a fourth, but I can’t recall it offhand.)

In short, the city is tacitly acknowledging that this is considered revenue enhancement, not law enforcement.

Warning: this file is over 1.1 megs in size. It is in .pdf format, and you can get the reader here, if you need it.

Edit: forgot to link back; this is in answer to Anne’s question over on BlogHouston.

Are You Republican? Or a Jacksonian?

Thursday, June 1st, 2006

The prior article in this informal series was, in some ways, out of order, and it originally carried the same title that this one now does, as I changed directions on the fly, but didn’t catch the details. I discussed the general anger at both parties, but concentrated on the anger of the electorate with the Republican Party. In doing so, I referred time and again to a belief structure known as Jacksonianism. And while I’ve provided the links, not everyone wants to read a scholarly article of the length that Walter Russel Meade wrote. Nor does everyone have the time to read the nearly as lengthy (but thought provoking) writings of the first person to tell the two parties to take a flying leap. So, briefly, what makes a person a Jacksonian, then?

Well, never fear, because this article is here to summarize it for you.

Firstly, we’re warlike. I don’t mean that we’re war-mongers, or even like war. But we don’t shy away from smacking down someone (or spending 50 years standing guard) when it’s necessary.

An observer who thinks of American foreign policy only in terms of the commercial realism of the Hamiltonians, the crusading moralism of Wilsonian transcendentalists, and the supple pacifism of the principled but slippery Jeffersonians would be at a loss to account for American ruthlessness at war.

THOSE WHO prefer to believe that the present global hegemony of the United States emerged through a process of immaculate conception avert their eyes from many distressing moments in the American ascension. Yet students of American power cannot ignore one of the chief elements in American success. The United States over its history has consistently summoned the will and the means to compel its enemies to yield to its demands.

Secondly, while we like some federal programs, we really don’t like the government telling us what to do or how to raise our kids.

Suspicious of untrammeled federal power (Waco), skeptical about the prospects for domestic and foreign do-gooding (welfare at home, foreign aid abroad), opposed to federal taxes but obstinately fond of federal programs seen as primarily helping the middle class (Social Security and Medicare, mortgage interest subsidies), Jacksonians constitute a large political interest.

Lately, even that liking of Social Security has wavered, dragged down in part by the Medicare boondogle. A Jacksonian might feel guilty, having a relative on the “Plan D” prescription benefit, but knows in his or her heart that much of the problem is caused by one’s own failure to plan for retirement, since “social security will take care of it.” This is why some of the plans floated to end SS involve a graduated ending; reducing the benefits for people who are under 30 today until the whole program goes away. As Jacksonians don’t shy away from fights, it’s likely that pragmatic (as opposed to draconian) proposals along that line will resurface if a Jacksonian revolt takes place. These will, of course, be demonized by the existing parties.

Thirdly, Jacksonians see the Second Amendment, the right to bear arms, as the citadel of liberty. Every member of the NRA is, in some respects (if not many of those given here), a Jacksonian.

Fourthly, Jacksonians believe you can go to hell if you want to. It’s none of our business if you want to worship some other version of God, or Allah, or Budda, or even funky aliens. We believe in our own version, you worship yours, and we’ll both mind our own business. That works best. Now, we’ll draw the line if your religion involves sexual explotation, assault/murder, terrorism, or any other asocial activity that is a physical (or financial) threat to others, but by and large, we don’t give a damn if you want to do the nasty with your own sex or six of the opposite, or even change your own. It may seem creepy to some of us, but it’s your life. Gay marriage? Enh, marriage needs to be divorced from religion. Problem solved. Whomever you are and however you want to live your life, just don’t expect your hijinks to be held up as a positive example for our kids, ok? Or even respected, for that matter. (Yes, I’m talking to you Brittney. And you, Madonna. And… oh hell, half of the entertainment industry.) Your right to be an ass doesn’t preclude or prevent my right to criticize you. It’s this distinction that the press often always fails to note. But this sort of belief isn’t just domestic, it applies to foriegn policy as well.

Jacksonian chairs of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee are the despair of high-minded people everywhere, as they hold up adhesion to the Kyoto Protocol, starve the UN and the IMF, cut foreign aid, and ban the use of U.S. funds for population control programs abroad.

So why, if this resonates with you, and if you believe that you’re actually in the “silent majority,” do the Jacksonians not have a greater say in our government today? Simple. We haven’t had any well-known leaders in the media.

A principal explanation of why Jacksonian politics are so poorly understood is that Jacksonianism is less an intellectual or political movement than an expression of the social, cultural and religious values of a large portion of the American public. And it is doubly obscure because it happens to be rooted in one of the portions of the public least represented in the media and the professoriat.

But in the ’90’s, the “right” started being represented by talk radio, and now the internet is here. The only reason the right (including the Jacksonians) doesn’t have an influential bunch of lunatics like the DU’ers or Kossacks acting as a tail wagging the dog is that we’re a bunch of fiercely opinionated and independant people, who have yet to find their own rallying point. And one can be sure, if and when such a point appears, the media and professoriat will do their level best to discredit it/him/her. (Paging Juan Cole! Paging Juan Cole!) We can count on it.

Where do Jacksonians come from? To reach the fifth point, this must be examined. Jacksonianism started as a culutral meme of the rural Scots-Irish, a hardy people forged from a millenia of war. From there, it spread all across the demographics of America. It even ensnares people of other nations who come here because this nation reflects their beliefs, not just their opportunity. Such people are American in heart and soul even before they set foot on our soil.

Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, among others, has said that the United States is unlike other nations because it is based on an idea rather than on a community of national experience.

Times have changed and the Scots-Irish were long ago outnumbered by other immigrants, but the belief hasn’t changed. Instead, it spread:

The new Jacksonianism is no longer rural and exclusively nativist. Frontier Jacksonianism may have taken the homesteading farmer and the log cabin as its emblems, but today’s Crabgrass Jacksonianism sees the homeowner on his modest suburban lawn as the hero of the American story.

To use a current controversy for a demonstration: It isn’t fear of immigration that drives Jacksonian opposition; it’s fear that the pace of immigration, the reason, and belief structures of illegal immigrants threaten the ability, already seriously endangered by the government and existing political parties, to hold on to that modest suburban lawn. Is it a vaild worry? In a word, yes. Because by entering illegally, the alien has challenged one of the core beliefs adopted from the Scots-Irish.

It’s one that hasn’t changed; one that’s key to the whole structure, and embodied in a word you don’t see much used anymore outside the military (a place Jacksonians are heavily overrepresented, unsurprisingly) and not at all in politics: Honor.

So, Fifthly: Jacksonians believe in honor and integrity. Your word is your bond and all that, so be careful about giving it on important things–like marriage. It includes things like following the rules, even if you don’t like them, not flauting them and then asking for special treatment. Honor is a life value to a Jacksonian, even if he or she professes not to understand the word in those terms.

The first principle of this code is self-reliance. That’s a polite way of saying those that won’t help themselves should be left to rot instead of sucking down our tax dollars, used by one or the other of the political parties to buy support. Give them adequate schools and a way out, but if they won’t take it, the hell with giving them my money to sit on their butts.

Real Americans, many Americans feel, are people who make their own way in the world. They may get a helping hand from friends and family, but they hold their places in the world through honest work. They don’t slide by on welfare, and they don’t rely on inherited wealth or connections. Those who won’t work and are therefore poor, or those who don’t need to work due to family money, are viewed with suspicion.

The second principle, Respect, builds on the first.

We give respect to those who earn it, either through ability, deed, or sometimes simply age (with wisdom). And according respect means according dignity; an insulted and disrespected Jacksonian is often a dangerous Jacksonian, and an enemy for life. (Extreme Jacksonians have been known to stuff and mount their grudges, passing them down to future generations. “War of Northern Aggression,” indeed.)
(Note: Meade treats Respect as a sub-point of self-reliance; I raise it to an independant point in this article, as I believe it should be. Other points have been similarly moved, to relflect their importance in the debate.)

Behind that comes the third principle: equality.

Among those members of the folk community who do pull their weight, there is an absolute equality of dignity and right. No one has a right to tell the self-reliant Jacksonian what to say, do or think. Any infringement on equality will be met with defiance and resistance. Male or female, the Jacksonian is, and insists on remaining, independent of church, state, social hierarchy, political parties and labor unions.
(Emphasis added–you need to read the “Unions Due” category for why, if you’re new here.)

The fourth principal of honor is individualism.

The Jacksonian does not just have the right to self-fulfillment–he or she has a duty to seek it. In Jacksonian America, everyone must find his or her way: each individual must choose a faith, or no faith, and code of conduct based on conscience and reason. The Jacksonian feels perfectly free to strike off in an entirely new religious direction.

Which brings us back to the fourth belief above, does it not? Meade thinks there are serious limits to the extent of such free-thinking, but I disagree, based on the traction “civil unions” and even gay marriage has gotten within supposedly conservative bastions. It’s not moderation of political and moral fiber; it’s gaining the recognition, if not support of the Jacksonians through appeal to their belief that everyone should live as they wish, within proper limits.

Although women should be more discreet, both sexes can sow wild oats before marriage. After it, to enjoy the esteem of their community a couple must be seen to put their children’s welfare ahead of personal gratification.

And there are some limits, especially for children. Jacksonian parents have the unquestioned right to set those limits for children, and woe betide anyone else who sticks their nose in to tell a them how to to it.

Corporal punishment is customary and common; Jacksonians find objections to this time-honored and (they feel) effective method of discipline outlandish and absurd.

And from there, we can move back to immigration and show why opposition to the current state of affairs (let alone any form of reward for flauting the law) runs counter to Jacksonian belief. Amnesty would be akin to rewarding a child with ice cream for throwing a temper tantrum because he was served broccoli.

Financially, Jacksonians are a mixed bag. If a set of wide parameters can be drawn around their belief structure, it the sixth belief would be in an open, loose financial policy personally, and a tight fiscal policy governmentally. In short, Jacksonians prefer that they have access to easy credit with low interest rates, allowing them to spend for luxuries far beyond the absolutely necessary, but that their government should excercise fiscal restraint, not borrowing money, nor wasting it on frivolous non-necessities. Most especially, not wasting it on supporting a permanent underclass–or “pork class” for that matter. Such funds were taken from the Jacksonian, and thus are entrusted to the government to be used as seen fit by the people from whom the funds were removed by force of law. Many Jacksonians would be happy if the government spent on nothing but national defense and enforcement of necessary laws — and what they deem necessary is usually somewhat less than what we have.

Lacking a home to call their own, and suspicious of government spending and governmental power, Jacksonian traditions get expressed in many ways and from both parties: Flat Tax; check boxes to direct funds to specific programs; cutting U.N. subsidies; and suggestions to abolish Cabinet-level offices like Energy, Education, and even Homeland Security. All of these spring from the Jacksonian thought mode.

To date, the party that has expressed a platform closest to their beliefs has been the Libertarian Party, but is has been fatally handicapped by its idealistic stands on foriegn policy and society in general. Jacksonians recognize that in today’s smaller world, simply withdrawing to our own borders is tantamount to national suicide. And worse, some limited government is a bargain with the devil, but it’s better than no government at all. “Communism requires that all men be angels for it to work; Libertarianism assumes that they are,” is how one person put it. Whether that was an original by the author who wrote me, or if he was quoting someone else, I am not sure.

So what does the future hold? Will the Jacksonian tradition find it’s own identity and political party, or will it continue to make a deal with the two devils we know? I don’t know the answer to that question, but I do know that continuing the path we Jacksonians have followed thus far will only result in more of the same. The Contract with America lies in ruins, and the constitution is tattered.

It’s time for Jacksonians to recognize themselves for whom and what they are. Only then can we advance our agenda, and it appears that a third party is a necessity for doing so, as the Republican party thinks it can continue to ignore the will of the masses, and the Democratic party has simply jumped off the deep end.

Ubu to the Republican Party: So Long, and Thanks For All the Pork

Monday, April 24th, 2006

And illegal immigration, pork, half-assing the War on Islamofacism, pork, creating another huge bureaucracy, more pork, nearly blowing the SCOTUS picks, and, oh, probably a dozen other little things that don’t quite come up to the level of major grievance, such as not prosecuting seditionists. (As much as I’d like to, I can’t blame you for Banner of the Stars III not being licensed in region 1 yet.)

At this point, I’ve given up on the Republican Party. I’m not voting for them just to keep the Dems out of office. That’s what they want and expect. The only way to remind them of who their bosses are is to humble them. Break them on the anvil of the voting booth, and reforge them into something better.

However, I no longer believe that is likely, and I can’t continue holding my nose and hoping. Therefore, I am no longer a Republican. Henceforth, I am a member of the Jacksonian Party, even if it’s just a party of one. For those who would like to know more about the beliefs of this party, and why Andrew Jackson is it’s namesake, I recommend this article.

Electric Rates Again

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

So, prompted by this article at KHOU, I was checking on the Mayor’s program to advertise electric companies at our expense, and I noticed something really weird on this page.

Note the rates for the Reliant “Price to Beat” program:

1-250 kWh: $0.122159
251 - 800: $0.164428
800 + : $0.1564136

But here are the rates that appear on my bill, and in my earlier post:
PTB
1 - 250 : $0.29441
251-800: $0.077171
801 + : $0.0489826

Secure Plan
1-500 $0.058823
500-1000 $0.08567
1000+ $0.06533

After a half hour of puzzling it out, I finally figured out that it was because the website already adds the fuel factor into each rate, but it’s the variable piece of the puzzle which could invalidate the entire comparison. The website doesn’t mention this. So what’s the point of spending taxpayer money on a worthless tool?

(And in a sideline note, I may soon upgrade this site to WP2.x and it’s wysiwyg editing. Those tables were such a damn pain, I only now realized I left out the size of the brackets in each rate plan. Grrrrrr. I’ll have to work on the formatting later.

Reliant: Another Bad Deal

Sunday, April 2nd, 2006

Well, once again, Reliant is up to its old tricks, offering a “great deal” that isn’t so great once you actually look past the hype. This time, it’s the electricity rates and their new “Secure Plan with Heat Protection.” And just like last time with the gas plan, a major part of the trick is getting the user to lock in a high fuel factor.

The plan, in case you haven’t looked too closely, is in two parts. First is to lock in the current fuel factor for 12 months, so that it doesn’t rise (or fall). Second is to offer a break on the electrical bill; any month for which the average temperature for the whole month is 2.0 degrees higher than the 10-year average, Reliant will take $50 off the bill. It sounds great, but in reality, there’s so many problems with it I’m not sure where to begin. So let’s start with the trick borrowed from their gas plan: locking the natural gas Fuel Factor.

The FF is a surcharge added onto the bill that allows Reliant to adjust its rates when fuel prices go up. We do generate a fair amount of electricity from natural gas in this area, but we also have the nuclear power power plant. Also, welcome to summer in North America. This is a time that prices for natural gas tend to decrease, not increase, because residential/commercial heating use accounts for a major part of the market. Peak demand, and therefore, peak prices, are in the winter. Anyone locking in the current fuel factor is likely doing themselves a disfavor; historically, prices are lower in the summer.

The second trick is that for the 10-year average to be exceeded by 2.0 degrees for 30 days takes a major, major heat wave that lasts for several weeks. The killer kind, like we had in 2001. Oh, conveniently for Reliant, that one counts against the average. Five of the eight hottest summers on record have been in the last decade, which sounds like a great selling point, but what it really means is that they count against the average, making it harder to qualify.

The third trick is that the rate scales are re-jiggered. While the fuel factor remains the same in either plan look at the rates being charged:

PTB SCWHP
$0.29441 $0.058823
$0.077171 $0.08567
$0.0489826 $0.06533

Note that every one of the rates is higher for the Secure Plan than for the standard Price to Beat plan! But to confuse you, they rejigger the rate brackets, making the first bracket twice as big as normal. It doesn’t do enough however. Below are the rates that would be charged based on various usages. Pull your own electrical bills out and compare.

Charges for the Price to Beat plan:

Price
to Beat

0-250
kWh

250-800
kWh

800+
kWh

Fuel
Factor

TOTAL

Rate:

0.029441

0.077171

0.048926

0.092718

250 kWh

$ 7.36

$ -

$ -

$ 23.18

$ 30.54

500

$ 7.36

$ 19.29

$ -

$ 46.36

$ 73.01

800

$ 7.36

$ 42.44

$ -

$ 74.17

$ 123.98

1000

$ 7.36

$ 57.88

$ 9.79

$ 92.72

$ 167.74

1100

$ 7.36

$ 65.60

$ 14.68

$ 101.99

$ 189.62

1200

$ 7.36

$ 73.31

$ 19.57

$ 111.26

$ 211.50

1300

$ 7.36

$ 81.03

$ 24.46

$ 120.53

$ 233.39

1400

$ 7.36

$ 88.75

$ 29.36

$ 129.81

$ 255.27

1500

$ 7.36

$ 96.46

$ 34.25

$ 139.08

$ 277.15

1600

$ 7.36

$ 104.18

$ 39.14

$ 148.35

$ 299.03

1700

$ 7.36

$ 111.90

$ 44.03

$ 157.62

$ 320.91

1800

$ 7.36

$ 119.62

$ 48.93

$ 166.89

$ 342.79

1900

$ 7.36

$ 127.33

$ 53.82

$ 176.16

$ 364.68

2000

$ 7.36

$ 135.05

$ 58.71

$ 185.44

$ 386.56

2100

$ 7.36

$ 142.77

$ 63.60

$ 194.71

$ 408.44

2200

$ 7.36

$ 150.48

$ 68.50

$ 203.98

$ 430.32

2300

$ 7.36

$ 158.20

$ 73.39

$ 213.25

$ 452.20

2400

$ 7.36

$ 165.92

$ 78.28

$ 222.52

$ 474.08



Charges for the Secure Plan, with Heat Protection:

Secure
Plan

0-500
kWh

500-1000
kWh

1000+
kWh

Fuel

Factor

Total

Rate:

0.058823

0.08567

0.06533

0.092718

250 kWh

$ 14.71

$ -

$ -

$ 23.18

$ 37.89

500

$ 29.41

$ -

$ -

$ 46.36

$ 75.77

800

$ 29.41

$ 25.70

$ -

$ 74.17

$ 129.29

1000

$ 29.41

$ 42.84

$ -

$ 92.72

$ 164.96

1100

$ 29.41

$ 51.40

$ 6.53

$ 101.99

$ 189.34

1200

$ 29.41

$ 59.97

$ 13.07

$ 111.26

$ 213.71

1300

$ 29.41

$ 68.54

$ 19.60

$ 120.53

$ 238.08

1400

$ 29.41

$ 77.10

$ 26.13

$ 129.81

$ 262.45

1500

$ 29.41

$ 85.67

$ 32.67

$ 139.08

$ 286.82

1600

$ 29.41

$ 94.24

$ 39.20

$ 148.35

$ 311.20

1700

$ 29.41

$ 102.80

$ 45.73

$ 157.62

$ 335.57

1800

$ 29.41

$ 111.37

$ 52.26

$ 166.89

$ 359.94

1900

$ 29.41

$ 119.94

$ 58.80

$ 176.16

$ 384.31

2000

$ 29.41

$ 128.51

$ 65.33

$ 185.44

$ 408.68

2100

$ 29.41

$ 137.07

$ 71.86

$ 194.71

$ 433.05

2200

$ 29.41

$ 145.64

$ 78.40

$ 203.98

$ 457.43

2300

$ 29.41

$ 154.21

$ 84.93

$ 213.25

$ 481.80

2400

$ 29.41

$ 162.77

$ 91.46

$ 222.52

$ 506.17



And finally, a head-to-head comparison of the two plans:

PTB

SP
w/HP

Higher

250 kWh

$ 30.54

$ 37.89

$ 7.35

500

$ 73.01

$ 75.77

$ 2.76

800

$ 123.98

$ 129.29

$ 5.31

1000

$ 167.74

$ 164.96

$ (2.78)

1100

$ 189.62

$ 189.34

$ (0.29)

1200

$ 211.50

$ 213.71

$ 2.20

1300

$ 233.39

$ 238.08

$ 4.69

1400

$ 255.27

$ 262.45

$ 7.18

1500

$ 277.15

$ 286.82

$ 9.67

1600

$ 299.03

$ 311.20

$ 12.16

1700

$ 320.91

$ 335.57

$ 14.65

1800

$ 342.79

$ 359.94

$ 17.15

1900

$ 364.68

$ 384.31

$ 19.64

2000

$ 386.56

$ 408.68

$ 22.13

2100

$ 408.44

$ 433.05

$ 24.62

2200

$ 430.32

$ 457.43

$ 27.11

2300

$ 452.20

$ 481.80

$ 29.60

2400

$ 474.08

$ 506.17

$ 32.09

Note that because of the way the rate breaks, there is exactly one stretch where you’re not paying more on the Secure Plan. And remember, the Heat Protection only applies to four months out of the year!

Truly, with Reliant, it is “buyer beware.”

Water Meter Failures: How Accurate Is Your Bill?

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Ok, as usual, the press gets it half right. For that matter, Annise Parker isn’t exactly on the money either.

The project was supposed to cost $50 million and be complete in 2003. Instead, it’s now costing approximately $75 million and won’t be complete until 2008.

“The failure rate is beyond anything that we should have experienced,” Houston City Controller Annise Parker said.

She’s right about that much. How bad is it? Bad. Very bad. Is it as bad as it’s said to be? No, not hardly.

Lets get the worst out of the way: The program was ill-conceived, poorly planned, terribly executed, over budget, and has never worked as advertised. Inasmuch as it has caused numerous problems, resulted in many bill estimations, and caused hundreds, maybe thousands of man-hours per month to be devoted to correcting bills, and resulted in a great decrease in the public’s confidence level even before the story finally broke, it should be probably regarded as the single biggest failure in city administration over the last ten years, short of outright corruption. (Which is not to speak of any specific incident, just to say that I put malfeasance in a class seperate from mere incompetence.) Well, ok, it’s in the top two, anyway.

It will be made clear that the problems stem from decisions made as far back as the Lanier administrtion, but the key mistakes were made during the Brown era, and that the managers involved have since taken their retirement pay and run for the beaches. The current team running Public Works and the section responsible for meters (Utility Customer Service) is all-new, having been shuffled in after the Pension Massacre of 2004. They have inherited a very bad hand, and are trying to play it as well as possible, after about eighteen months of learning that their hole cards are deuces. They’re dealing with the administrative issues well enough, but this is a fundamental city policy–a decison to abandon this program wouldn’t be made in Public Works, not even by Marcotte. Whether they should just fold and ask for an expensive re-deal is a matter of public policy and high-level decision-making by the Mayor and Council–something we may now see if this story becomes a major public issue.

The good news is that, while it’s bad, it’s not nearly as bad as it looks when you see “47%.” If you think it means 47% of the bills are wrong, you’d be way off. You could take that on faith or my word, but I suspect that you, as the reader, want a bit more to go on. To explain why it’s not as bad, I have to explain exactly what is failing and why. It’s not very technical and I’ll avoid jargon as much as possible. In this article, I’m addressing just the technical aspects necessary to show why the 47% figure is highly misleading. History of the decisions and the people repsonsible will have to wait for a future article. (more…)

Parking Commission Membership (updated)

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

As noted over on Blog Houston, yet another unelected panel is being set up to govern an aspect of our life in the big city. I did a little Googling on the names of the board members, and thought I’d share what I found about the cocktail party circuit. As of posting, this search is not complete; a few members are still absent. I will work on it some more this evening (by which time, they’ll all be officially appointed.)

(Ok, I’m done updating for tonight. 10:30)
(Oops, I lied. Added a bit more analysis & more links.)

Edit: Most interesting website I found while doing this search: Would you call these people skyscraper groupies?

Please excuse the lack of formatting, especially the links, but I don’t have time to clean it up right now–work calls. I certainly don’t warrent this information to be complete or correct; it’s just what I found online, with a few observations.

Charles D. Reedstrom, CAPP
Parking industry mover and shaker. Yes, there is such a thing as a parking industry.
Strategic Revenue Systems Manager, Carter & Burgess, Inc.
Board of Advisors, International Parking Institute

Gerald Torres
Former State Representative (D), part of the Anglo-Hispanic power core that has dominated Houston politics for the last decade.
“Friend of Bill White�
Board Member, Lawndale Art Center
Supports Ana Hernandez for SR 143
Employed by Reliant Energy
Manager Legislative Affairs, Greater Houston Partnership

Mary Jo McFadden
Donated trees to a Precinct 3 park.
No other mention found

Marcus L. Davis
Two different white pages listings come up without the middle initial, both on Briar Forest. One is near Kirkwood, one is near Hwy 6. Might be the Marcus Davis mentioned in this newsletter from Prairie View A&M. I’d bet that it is, and he’s also the recipiant of this Leadership Endowment award. He’s probably not on this team despite the name.

M. Marvin Katz
Big time lawyer
Longtime and well-connected attorney (partner) with Mayer, Brown, Rowe, and Maw. Specialties: Real Estate; Estate Planning; Probate; Corporate. Handled this large commercial purchase:
Sponsorship Vice Chair, Urban Land Institute (Houston District Executive Council)
Former chair of the Houston Planning Commission, now member ex officio

Michelle Colvard
Women’s wheelchair athlete and Chair, City of Houston Commission on Disabilities

Joe R. Martin
Lives on Riptide in zip 77072.
Edit: commenter Royko from BlogHouston provides this link to Martin’s internet service business.
Also owns M Bar & El Centro Restaurant. Chair of DEDA (see Robert Eury, below.)

Andrew F. Icken
Texas Medical Center, possibly hotel industry executive?
Board member, Greater Houston Convention and Visitors Bureau
Listed as Executive Vice President, Texas Medical Center, and board member of the Rice Design Alliance.
Board of Directors, Houston Minority Business Council (page only available in Google cache now—membership listing removed from HMBC website)
Houston Architecture Info Forum, 2004 panelist

Evalyn Laing Krudy
Chair, Boulavard Oaks Civic Association
University Place Superneighborhood board member, and authored this report on neighborhood tree pruning in the BOCA newsletter. Their newsletter looks so much more professional than the photocopies we get in the mail. Oh that’s right, I don’t live in an exclusive superneighborhood. Silly me.
Placed 26th in the female 40-49 category for the Lake 5K Run on 4/30/05.
Member Old Braeswood Kirby Taskforce, 2003, formed to successfully lobbied for retention of the esplanades on Kirby near Braeswood. It’s a very peaceful neighborhood. And she keeps an eye on the construction (see page 5). I’m trying to think of the last time a government explained a construction project in my neighborhood. In such detail. . . . still trying. . . .
Involved in this 2001 candidate forum (contact person).

(still adding to this list!)
Robert Eury
Lives in the exclusive neighborhood between Kirby and Shephard, just north of Westheimer Any further north and you’re in River Oaks itself.
Executive committe member (sometimes listed as President and CEO) of Central Houston, Inc. Nice picture of him with Carol Alvarado at that link.
Steering Committee member of the Downtown Entertainment District Alliance (DEDA). Oh, and look who is the Honorary Chair: Carol Alvarado! And the actual chair is our good friend Joe R. Martin! Such small circles we move in. . .
Member, Houston Downtown Management District
Member, Board of Directors of the Houston Downtown Alliance. Oh, along with, who else? The Honorable Carol Alvarado, City of Houston council member. Oh, and there’s Joe Martin again. They need to watch this menage’a trois stuff, or folks are going to gossip.
He used to like Tom DeLay and Bob Carr.
There’s the “board member, Greater Houston Convention and Visitors Bureau” listing. (He’s managed to solo this one, without Joe and Carol.)
Chairman of Blueprint Houston. Don’t forget, this April 6th, all hail the chair! Ask him when the cameras will be installed while you’re there.
Unsurprisingly, he was involved in the Main Street Square project.
Member, Board of Directors of the Buffalo Bayou Partnership. They’re the ones pushing the idea of turning Houston’s version of a flood plain into a park. (This page is a bit dated, it still shows John Vanden Bosch as the PW&E director.)
Was on this public policy panel. Unsurprisingly, pro rail.
Member, advisory group of Framework Houston, a project of the Cultural Arts Council of Houston and Harris County. “An initiative of the Public Art and Urban Design Program of the Cultural Arts Council of Houston/Harris County (CACHH), the Houston Framework offers the tools, identifies the demonstration projects, and outlines the administrative structure needed to provide Houston and Harris County with civic art and design that will enhance the local environment.” In other words, they’re reponsible for the crap that passes as art in modern parks. Is there any wonder people like to go to older parks where they put, you know, ART, instead of this stuff that makes you go “WTF? Artist on acid trip, mabye?”

Edit/Update: There are 15 members, but five were previously appointed, and I don’t have their names at the moment. Only nine can actually vote; the others are three”civic representatives” and one each representing the City, Metro, and Harris County. My (not at all expert) read on this list is that Katz, Martin, Eury, Icken, and Reedstrom are the heavyweights and almost certain to be voting members, while the remainders are “designated roleplayers:”

Torres — Possibly token Hispanic, possibly voting member.
McFadden — Housewife, a throwaway appointment to appease the peasants? Or possibly the Metro/County rep?
Davis — Token black entrepreneur.
Colvard — Token disabled person.
Krudy — Neighborhood busybody who can be counted on to work with the big boys.

Katz is chairman and Eury may be the city’s non-voting representative. The panel is heavily weighted with pro-rail technocrats, so we can generally count on whatever the Authority does to be unfriendly to personal vehicles. Anyone surprised?

Thought not.